little G and his big head had an accident with the high chair and the table. he tore his frenulum labii superioris which bled for 2 hours. the doctor says he will be fine. this is the second time he has hurt his frenulum, so now I’m worried that he will get a lisp from it.
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this parenting shit is hard.
how does tums expire? its made from marble, the same stuff that the ancient Greek statues are made from, and they have been around for several millennia…….
2 year old has decided that he wants to only sleep in his changing table, so maybe tomorrow I should glue on a couple of rails and call it a crib.
got a temporary crown on Tuesday, and now I can only masticate with the left side. it feels strange that way.
think I’m going to start a foodie blog about the Costco hot dog. regular posts and pictures of different ways to dress it.
Dora needs to cross the ocean to get to the castle to get a big wish for Sniper who was trapped in a bottle by a tricky wizard. teenager says that the Mexicans are getting back at the Spaniards…..
funny thing about happy meals. for about $25 I can either feed the family of 3 adults and 2 kids, or treat all 8 kids at the day care to a fun lunch that they talk about for days..
do I REALLY need to shower before church?
thinking about calling work and taking another week off.
