This little guy turns 2 today, and yes he did dump the juice and splash it all over the table.  (Taken with Instagram)

This little guy turns 2 today, and yes he did dump the juice and splash it all over the table. (Taken with Instagram)

I’ve decided to sell the kids.  (Taken with Instagram)

I’ve decided to sell the kids. (Taken with Instagram)

The rover has safely landed on planet bread and has begun collecting  samples from the lime meteor.  (Taken with Instagram)

The rover has safely landed on planet bread and has begun collecting samples from the lime meteor. (Taken with Instagram)

between the sand, markers, watermelon and someone’s soda that was left out, I have had to wash this kid off in the sink 4 times today.

4 day old paper cut still hurts whenever I wash my hands. think I’ll stop washing them until it heals.

they do exist

time to get some ice cream & beer and then watch the sprinklers do what sprinklers do.

No push that button, not that button, that button, no push that button.  (Taken with Instagram)

No push that button, not that button, that button, no push that button. (Taken with Instagram)

dinner!!

dinner!!

Just me and lil G for the next couple days. We’re going to party it up like a couple of wild and crazy guys…

Right after I pick up all of these toys.